Yeah, the coffee's good and who can complain about an omelet with lots of cheese, but the real good stuff at a brunch is the conversation. I know, I know - I can hear the "duh" coming through the computer. Here are two conversation nuggets I got in today's brunch:
1. My friend who's a flight attendant works with a male flight attendant who's name used to be Noel (pronounced like the Christmas word; not like a man's name) Lopez. He legally changed his name to Noel Sugarplum Fruitcake. Seriously. Next time you're flying United and someone with a "Fruitcake" name tag serves you, it's not a joke. (Oh and he's American, so I can't even blame this one on some language issue.)
2. Another friend of mine saw an old Chinese lady standing outside of our grocery store wearing a t-shirt that read: "I am very shy, but I have a big dick." Now *this* one I can blame on the language issue.
1. My friend who's a flight attendant works with a male flight attendant who's name used to be Noel (pronounced like the Christmas word; not like a man's name) Lopez. He legally changed his name to Noel Sugarplum Fruitcake. Seriously. Next time you're flying United and someone with a "Fruitcake" name tag serves you, it's not a joke. (Oh and he's American, so I can't even blame this one on some language issue.)
2. Another friend of mine saw an old Chinese lady standing outside of our grocery store wearing a t-shirt that read: "I am very shy, but I have a big dick." Now *this* one I can blame on the language issue.
yay - spam. Thanks Nora for this very insightful comment.
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I just found this blog because I saw this flight attendant's name on a pairing and had to google him...
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