Unshowered. hair dirty with chlorine from yesterday's swim. teeth not brushed. coming off strep throat and a massive cold. wearing an old dress with visible stains on it. no makeup.
I walk into my dry cleaners and have a 10-minute conversation with the lady. There's lots of "please separate lights and darks" and "yes, fabric softener" and "where's your dog today, missy?"
As I'm walking out the door, she yells, "very sexy today, ma'am!"
...which just goes to show the power of large, black sunglasses. I honestly can't see anything else about my appearance that would qualify as "sexy".