During my recent hostel, I mean hospital, visit I was forced to wear pads the size of Texas.
It's longer than my forearm:
...and the fat part of a tennis racket
It overshadows our ipod docking station...
...and makes normal-sized paper look like an index card.
My shoes are tiny...
And so are V's!
A few more and I could ship wine back to the States!
Or it could double as a towel for my umbrella.
Our longest remote and a standard DVD don't even come close!
Wait - my laptop is almost as big. (Please refrain from ipad jokes.)
Finally - something comparable! The pad they made me wear is the same length as my cutting board.
Around 15 inches, to be exact.
A 15-inch pad... is meant to be worn by an Amazon, not a tiny Asian. How on earth do these fragile birds walk around in these things?!
I'm hanging onto these bad boys in case I find myself in a MacGyver-esque situation. If nothing else, I'll use them to wax my car or mop my floors!