Stranger than Chinglish Fiction

I have a feeling you aren't going to believe me when I write this because it's just so frickin unreal but (drumroll, please)....

Chewbacca is a woman!!!!!!!!

Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder on that front, some of Vin's Morgan Stanley colleagues inform me at a drinks outing that Chewbacca has lady bits.  His one colleague said he's thought about calling her up and just making the infamous Chewbacca guttural noise.  Would she even get it??

I am struggling with reality right now.

I MUST meet her.